Man charged in connection with 70,000 chicken deaths in Md. - The Washington Post
Mark Shockley, a Delmar farmer, went out to his chickenhouses Saturday morning. No lights were on. No fans, either.
Some 70,000 chickens were dead.
“This is a first for me in my almost 20-year career,” Lt. Tim Robinson of the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office told DelmarvaNow.com. Police say the chickens died after a drunk man on the property for a gathering allegedly went into a shed, possibly looking for a light switch. Instead, he apparently turned off power to the chickenhouses, an act that most likely killed $20,000 worth of chickens within 15 minutes. (via )
This is a horrible consequence for one man’s drunken exploits. That said, I don’t want to think about the conditions in which these chickens are kept if they can die after only 15 minutes without power. Having driven down US-13, I already know what they smell like.



![And the world comes to resemble an episode of Better Off Ted.
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Inside the world of test tube meat with The New Yorker’s Michael Specter: “There is something inherently creepy about [growing meat in labs.] But there is something more inherently creepy about the way we deal with the animals that we eat. … They live a horrible life and they often die quite cruelly. So the idea of being able to eliminate some of that is extremely exciting for a lot of people.”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llecp1V0jG1qd9dz2o1_500.jpg)
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Paging Gallagher of the Day: Go ahead and add “exploding watermelons” to China’s growing list of food-related scandals.
According to local reports, the plant growth accelerator forchlorfenuron — a legal additive — was improperly sprayed on watermelon crops late in the season under damp conditions, causing them to explode “like landmines.”
Farmer Liu Mingsuo recalled the horror he had witnessed: “On 7 May, I came out and counted 80 [burst watermelons] but by the afternoon it was 100. Two days later I didn’t bother to count any more.”
Farmers say the chemical can speed up the harvest by as much as two weeks, in addition to increasing the size and price of the fruit by 20% or more. But director of the vegetable research institute at Qingdao Academy of Agricultural Science Cui Jian says use of forchlorfenuron on watermelons is not recommended, as it has a tendency to encourage the growth of misshapen melons that would be deemed unsellable due to their poor taste and difficult storage. “But,” he adds, “it should not harm anyone’s health.”
Of course, having one of these suckers blow up in your face may put a damper on your day.
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