Netbooks were terrible machines, a technological blight that threatened to become the future of computing. They had awful, nearly unusable keyboards, very slow processors, and they ran versions of Windows or Linux that were a trudge to use on tiny screens. Yet despite their awfulness, they were embraced by the world’s largest tech firms—Intel, Microsoft, HP, Dell, and Lenovo were all gaga for them.

Apple alone stood against the tide of netbooks. Apple’s brilliant insight was that despite netbooks’ popularity, nobody really wanted a netbook per se. Instead, Apple realized that people who were buying netbooks were looking for one of two things—they wanted full-fledged laptops that were very portable, or they wanted cheap machines that allowed them to easily surf the Web, use email and do other light computing tasks. Rather than building a single netbook that fit both these audiences poorly, Apple built two machines that were, each in its own way, much better than any netbook ever sold.

Regardless of the downsides of Apple’s approach, no more netbooks is a definite plus.

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What kind of Muppet are you, chaos or order? - Slate Magazine
It’s not that any one type of Muppet is inherently better than the other. (Order Muppets do seem to attract the ladies, but then Chaos Muppets collect the chicken harems.) It’s simply the case that the key to a happy marriage, a well-functioning family, and a productive place of work lies in carefully calibrating the ratio of Chaos Muppets to Order Muppets within any closed system. That, and always letting the Chaos Muppets do the driving.

What kind of Muppet are you, chaos or order? - Slate Magazine

It’s not that any one type of Muppet is inherently better than the other. (Order Muppets do seem to attract the ladies, but then Chaos Muppets collect the chicken harems.) It’s simply the case that the key to a happy marriage, a well-functioning family, and a productive place of work lies in carefully calibrating the ratio of Chaos Muppets to Order Muppets within any closed system. That, and always letting the Chaos Muppets do the driving.

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In the early days of mapmaking, the seas were full of monsters. Close to port or in well-explored shipping lanes, stout frigates and galleons were depicted in full sail, but farther out, a remarkable diversity of sea serpents and other bizarre creatures ploughed the waves. On land as well, uncharted territories were generously populated with legendary figures both pagan and religious, both human and … clearly otherwise. (via A history of map monsters. (IMAGES) - By Ken Jennings - Slate Magazine)

In the early days of mapmaking, the seas were full of monsters. Close to port or in well-explored shipping lanes, stout frigates and galleons were depicted in full sail, but farther out, a remarkable diversity of sea serpents and other bizarre creatures ploughed the waves. On land as well, uncharted territories were generously populated with legendary figures both pagan and religious, both human and … clearly otherwise. (via A history of map monsters. (IMAGES) - By Ken Jennings - Slate Magazine)

Suppose a friend said to you, “I know you’re disinterested, so I want to ask you a question presently.” Then he didn’t say anything. Would you be momentarily nonplussed?Quite likely, yes. The above paragraph contains four words whose primary definitions have changed or are currently changing. Disinterested traditionally meant “impartial,” and now is generally used to mean “uninterested.” Presently has gone from “shortly” to “currently”; momentarily from “for a moment” to “in a moment”; and nonplussed from perplexed to unimpressed, or fazed to unfazed.

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Leading the charge, as always, is Duke:

“When the teams were out there,” Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski tells Sports Illustrated, in an interview about last year’s national title game, “nobody watching was thinking, This pro and that pro. Where will they go in the draft? It was just about these kids at Butler and those kids at Duke. The word people kept using with me was pure. It just seemed pure.”

This is an amazing gloss on becoming the weakest champion in the history of the NCAA tournament. Only Duke, which got the softest draw imaginable and got lucky on top of that, could be smug about being bad at basketball. Any one of history’s pro-laden college champs—say, one of those Duke squads with Grant Hill and Christian Laettner—would have smoked last year’s Devils by 30. This makes the Kyle Singler version more pure, if you’re enough of a self-deluded moron to believe that an $11 billion industry is pure. Does Krzyzewski think the McDonald’s All-Americans who populate the Blue Devils’ lineup are picked out by Jimmy McDonald, an elderly retired coach who travels the country scouting high-school games and giving out penny candy to foster children?

Want to fill out your NCAA bracket the old-fashioned way (by team colors)? Slate has you covered with this handy bracket.  
They also have one for mascots.

Want to fill out your NCAA bracket the old-fashioned way (by team colors)? Slate has you covered with this handy bracket.  

They also have one for mascots.

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Gordon’s work leads to another theory, one espoused by Cowen himself. Perhaps the Internet is just not as revolutionary as we think it is. Sure, people might derive endless pleasure from it—its tendency to improve people’s quality of life is undeniable. And sure, it might have revolutionized how we find, buy, and sell goods and services. But that still does not necessarily mean it is as transformative of an economy as, say, railroads were.

That is in part because the Internet and computers tend to push costs toward zero, and have the capacity to reduce the need for labor. You are, of course, currently reading this article for free on a Web site supported not by subscriptions, but by advertising. You probably read a lot of news articles online, every day, and you probably pay nothing for them. Because of the decline in subscriptions, increased competition for advertising dollars, and other Web-driven dynamics, journalism profits and employment have dwindled in the past decade. (That Cowen writes a freely distributed blog and published his ideas in a $4 e-book rather than a $25 glossy airport hardcover should not go unnoted here.) Moreover, the Web- and computer-dependent technology sector itself does not employ that many people. And it does not look set to add workers: The Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that employment in information technology, for instance, will be lower in 2018 than it was in 1998.

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The productivity paradox: Why hasn’t the Internet helped the American economy grow more? - By Annie Lowrey - Slate Magazine

The Island People (Slate)
A pretty cool slideshow — 
About 1,200 Uros live on an archipelago of floating islands in the middle of Lake Titicaca.

The Island People (Slate)

A pretty cool slideshow —

About 1,200 Uros live on an archipelago of floating islands in the middle of Lake Titicaca.

"I am an outlaw, a troubadour, a world traveler, a born again romantic. I am grounded yet prone to flights of fancy and / or midnight cupcake hunts. I am athletic yet like oysters and know how to eat them. I am easy-going yet firm in my beliefs (high fiber, good scotch, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Yes I liked that speech, too). I like to laugh at myself as often as I can and once cooked blue spaghetti for 12 people. I think that road trips can be a transcendental experience, if unplanned. When I say “let’s pack our bags and move to a farmhouse in Tuscany” I want someone who will reach for the closet and start packing. A friend and confidante, a partner in crime, a co-pilot in secret explorations. A thinker, a doer, a lover, a fighter, a laureate. Also, must love porridge and power-tools."

— Tom Shone explores the secret art of Online personal ads: Beware the “feisty” woman - Slate

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"I’ve always thought the secret to Mad Men”s success is that it’s ultimately a very fannish show—it’s like science fiction in disguise. There’s the fetishistic attention to environmental detail—what sci-fi and fantasy readers refer to as “world-building”—and all the bits of hidden trivia that dedicated viewers take delight in spotting, collecting, and sharing. (Tell me again—what’s that dirty Japanese painting hanging in Bert Cooper’s office?)"

Brow Beat : The Mystery of “Mad Men”

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"As of 2010, the most-common Caps Lock users are enraged Internet commenters and the computer-illiterate elderly."

Google’s decision to abandon Caps Lock. 

(via nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201)

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"O, by Thomas Friedman
The situation room was dark and shadowy. Five-star General Donald Patroclus was explaining the new Afghanistan strategy to O.
“Afghanistan is like a burrito,” he said. “When you bite one end, a little bean juice is gonna come out the other.”
O looked intrigued. “Go on.” “So you need two things. First, you need to make a better tortilla. Wheat instead of cornmeal. Then you gotta wrap it tight. And then, just in case, you need napkins—lots and lots of napkins.”
“That makes perfect sense,” said O.
“But really, it’s all about India. See, India’s like a giant bag of Funyuns …"

Barack Obama Anonymous Novel: What if Tom Friedman or Rahm Emanuel wrote it? - By Christopher Beam - Slate Magazine

These are hit or miss (with Palin and Biden being two of the misses), but the hits are pretty solid.  This and Maureen Dowd in particular.

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"Lennon and McCartney did, to use the precious phrase, complete each other. “Paul’s presence did serve to keep John from drifting too far into obscurity and self-indulgence,” said Pete Shotton, a Liverpool boy who stayed in the Beatles’ circle, “just as John’s influence held in check the more facile and sentimental aspects of Paul’s songwriting."

Inside the Lennon/McCartney connection- By Joshua Wolf Shenk - Slate Magazine

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Slate tells us the secrets behind creative pairs:

What makes creative relationships work? How do two people—who may be perfectly capable and talented on their own—explode into innovation, discovery, and brilliance when working together? These may seem to be obvious questions. Collaboration yields so much of what is novel, useful, and beautiful that it’s natural to try to understand it. Yet looking at achievement through relationships is a new, and even radical, idea. For hundreds of years, science and culture have focused on the self. We talk of self-expression, self-realization. Popular culture celebrates the hero. Schools test intelligence and learning through solo exams. Biographies shape our view of history.

The author attributes our skewed view of individualism as the driving force to a range of sources, including Rene Descartes and Ayn Rand.  

However, if twosomes are such a key, who forgot to tell Schoolhouse Rock, De La Soul, and Jack Johnson?

The beginning of a two-week series from Slate:

Why don’t Americans pay more attention to growing income disparity? One reason may be our enduring belief in social mobility. Economic inequality is less troubling if you live in a country where any child, no matter how humble his or her origins, can grow up to be president. In a survey of 27 nations conducted from 1998 to 2001, the country where the highest proportion agreed with the statement “people are rewarded for intelligence and skill” was, of course, the United States. (69 percent). But when it comes to real as opposed to imagined social mobility, surveys find less in the United States than in much of (what we consider) the class-bound Old World. France, Germany, Sweden, Denmark, Spain—not to mention some newer nations like Canada and Australia—are all places where your chances of rising from the bottom are better than they are in the land of Horatio Alger’s Ragged Dick.